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Compilation of Tennis Jokes
Do you know that playing tennis in a very serious mode can actually get the heck out of you? Well, that is a theory I supposed. Just come to think of it, when you are too tied up with the game, it will only cause you to be easily irritated especially if your serve will bounce out of the court or you cannot hit the ball right with your racquet. I believe you do not want to walk away in the game with a grim face. So what better alternative is to tickle your funny bones with these tennis jokes. Wait a minute, you have not yet started to read but you are already laughing? How much more when you finish its entirety!
Tennis Joke #1 (www.tennis-x.com)
A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. When they arrived, the doctor said that they have just introduced a new machine which transfers a portion of the mother's pain to the father.
"Would you be willing to try it out?" asks the doctor.
"Yes of course," says the husband, who is very much a Sensitive New Age Guy. As the woman goes into labor, the doctor sets the machine to 10 percent and asked the man if it hurts.
"No, it's fine," he uttered. The doctor raised the setting to 20 percent. "Still okay," said the man. The doctor gradually lifted the setting to 50 percent. The husband closed his eyes and gritted his teeth, but insisted that he can cope without any problem, so the doctor raised it gradually to 75 percent.
"I can take it," said the husband. "Give me the full 100 percent." So the doctor did, and the wife gave birth to the baby with no pain at all. The doctor went out to write up the case for The Lancet, while the couple took their baby home.
On the doorstep, they found the wife's tennis coach dead.
Tennis Joke #2 (www.poddys.com)
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball,
and seeing nobody around, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.
Later, on his way home, he stopped at a pedestrian crossing, waiting for
the lights to change.
A girl standing next to him couldn't help but notice the large bulge.
"What's that?" she asked, pointing at his shorts.
"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.
"Oh my gosh," said the girl sympathetically... that must be very painful
. . . . I had tennis elbow once!"
Tennis Joke #3 (www.badmintoncentral.com)
A badminton player, a squash player and a tennis player decided to stay at a country inn, but when they arrived there, the innkeeper told them he only had 2 beds free, one of them would have to sleep in the barn.
"That's OK", said the badminton player, "I`ll sleep in the barn." So off he went.
A few moments later there was a knock at the inn door. The innkeeper opened the door to see the badminton palyer who explained that he was unable to sleep in the barn as there was a pig in there, and he could not sleep with a pig.
"That's OK," said the squash player. "I`ll sleep there."
So off he went. A few moments later there was a knock at the inn door. The innkeeper opened the door to see the squash player there, who explained that he was unable to sleep in the barn as there was a cow in there, and he could not sleep with a cow.
"That's OK," said the tennis player, "I`ll sleep there." So off he went. A few moments later there was a knock at the inn door. The innkeeper opened the door to see a cow and a pig stood there.
Cannot get enough of these tennis jokes? Hopefully, your stomach is doing great. Remember that you can have a firsthand experience of these tennis jokes when you start to play on the court. Better yet, your own composition, why not!